Good Night, Pesky Straps

Every once in awhile I peruse the list of search terms that bring people here to Mush, Baby! A lot of them make sense, and I’m actually quite glad to see things like how do I hook up my dog to a scooter or how to use pvc in bikejoring? Those ones make me feel like maybe some other mush baby might have actually learned something helpful here.

Several of them don’t immediately appear to make sense, but I can recreate the circuitous route that might bring i have a blackish bruise on my right side below my armpit and im not sure how i got it and their fellow bruise-related searchers here (my spectacular scooter injury-related bruise last year).

I think my favorite in the “was probably looking for porn” category is big strong hips. But poor current events about babies in april 2012. I’m sure this wasn’t what they were expecting at all.

And then there’s stuff like… alone. Or squirrel. On the whole wide internet, this blog came up high enough on a search for “squirrel” to earn a click? I figure that searcher must have had their SafeSearch set to 11.

In the “a bit mysterious” category, we find arrows pointing at a circle and mud sweatpants.

And finally, because of this list my husband has started calling me Pesky Straps.  But I guess it’s better than A Free Baby Wheel or Leg Whip.

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